Friday, May 25, 2007

TT18/Cleaning: The good, the bad, and the OH SWEET JEEBUS!

Well, I cleaned today.
Armed with Soft Scrub(Spray and original), Clorox(Liquid and wipes), and Mr. Clean magic erasers I was tough on grime!
Whoocha!(Gun draw noise.)
:p
I was kickin' ass and takin' names in the kitchen.
Stove grime, you are my bitch.
Hooah.
How many more kitschy sayings can I fit in one post?
A lot.
believe me.

No really, I could.

If I wanted too.

Lucky for you I don't.

Bitch.
:p

Man, I'm tired...
*Dies*

...
...
...

I'm okay! *coughbloodcough*

[Kudos to those who got that madness.]

So, Mr. Clean magic erasers...
Aptly named.
They erase...

Magically.

Really, they clean, like, anything.

And leave little 'raser bits.

Lol.
So, I'm listening to ELO's "Mr. Blue sky" and The Moody Blues' "Knights in white satin".
An odd pair.
But very fun.
It keeps me on my toes.
One minute I'm all happy and "Hey there Mr. blue! " and the next I'm all "Because I LOOOOOOVVVVEEE YOUUUUUU!!!!!"

Lol.

Ya know, I used to write e-mails like this.
It would take me hours to write them.
They were really long.

But, they were by far my best work.

Maybe I'll post some sometime.

Ya know what else, that's the only song by The Moody Blues I like.
All of their songs are kinda the same.
I think it's only possible to really like one, or all of them.
otherwise you'd get confused.
'Cause they're so much alike, ya know?
You'd be all like, "Do i like this one? ... Maybe?"

"No, it's this one I like!"
"No... not that one..."



"This one? Shit, I can't remember. Screw this, stupid Moody Blues."

Then The Moody Blues would have no fans.
And be poor.

that's why I'm only gonna like one, ya know, just to be safe.

yup.

Thus it is proved.
So, booya.

-J(Lol)

3 comments:

jedimerc said...

You write like I think, lol :)

Scout said...

Indeed, there is also much of me naked in my writing.

jedimerc said...

Well, that explains everything :)