1.First Name?
Scout or Jessie

2.Age you would prefer to be?
30

3.Immortality?
Yes

4.What is your quest?
To seek the holy grail, to find my wings.

5.Nerd or Geek?
Both, it depends.

6.Single, Pre-Owned, or Attached?
Attached.

7.History or Geography?
Neither.

8.Favorite Sport?
Watching preppies do stupid stuff.

9.Favorite Pro Sports Team?
Cowboys(For points from Chris.)

10.Do you understand the infield fly rule?
Hell no, but I'm sure you could take an hour to tell me.

11.Do you understand Cricket?(the default answer should be 'no', even if you are from the UK or former British colonial holding)
Kinda.

12.Fusion or Fission?
Yes.

13.Do you own a lightsaber (real or otherwise)?
I used to.

14.What is your favorite color?
Blue, no, yell.. AHH!!!

15.What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
African or European?

16.Star Trek, Babylon 5, or Battlestar Galactica?
B5, baby. And star trek too, I get both 'cause I'm hot.

17.Phaser or Blaster?
Blaster, more damage!

18.Superman or Batman?
Batman, superman's a dick.

19.Spiderman or Wolverine?
Wolverine, Spiderman's a puss.

20. Harry Potter or JRR Tolkien (or alternatively, CS Lewis)?
Tolkein, but harry potter's more fun to read.

21.Robert Frost or Edgar Allen Poe?
Poe!

22.Weather aside, do you feel more day baseball games should be played?
No.

23.Who fought each other in the Hundred Years War?
Yes.

24.How many digital media devices do you own? (ie, ipods, computers, cellphones, video game systems)
OMG... A lot.

25.360, PS3, or the worst name for a video game system ever(Wii)?
WII!

26.What is the longest amount of time you waited in line for a movie?
9 hours, lord of the rings trilogy, we already had tickets.

27. And finally, if you had a teleportation device that would send you into any of the alternate universe described above, where would you go?
Hmm... I'll have to think about that one.